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Our top story, Krath achieves a magnificent victory in the Serroco expanse. We go now live to our war correspondent Minister Pythol Kar:
“They speak of victory, yet they ran like cowards. They speak of plunder, yet lost as much as they gain. The battle against the infidels of the Shadow Dominion speaks louder than their hollowed whimpers. In the expanse of Serroco they fired their ship cannons at those they thought inferior to them. Confident in their wealth earned ships. The mighty credit was their blade that they postured with like a child holding a gnarled branch. So much bravado, so much swagger in their step. It counts for not when a true force of warriors stood before them.”
“Hark and hear my words people of the Krath Empire! These fools of the Dominion saw themselves as fierce until they felt the precision strike of our might Legion! Our legionaries flew into the system with our ATR-6s and demonstrated our superiority with the burning hot barrels of our turboblasters. These paper nexu were burdened with fear for they lacked the blessing of our Lady! For we are the legion bearing the torch of chaos. Held high we spread it across the fields of the void. While our foes panicked in the torrent of flames we feared not! We are the Lady’s people and she is chaos and war incarnate! No true believer would wallow in terror like the Dominion. Thus these infidels felt the cut of our blasters and fled like the bantha they are. We will not let our crusade across the stars end here, no no! Will shall bear this torch of chaos to every corner of the galaxy until all know the Lady’s grace and wraith!”
“All hail Krath, all hail the Imperial Council, all hail the Lady!”
A formal honouring ceremony is expected to take place in the coming weeks to recognise the exceptional work of those who contributed to this magnificent campaign.
In religious news, a conclave of senior officials from the Order of Krath has been called to discuss matters of faith. On the agenda, proposals and reformation aimed to boost fervour in these ever trying galactic times. In an official statement from the clergy:
“While we are still finalising details I can assure the citizens that our faith and devotion has not been found lacking to Krath and remains as strong as ever. Indeed we are working on new projects to further show our resolve, with large construction projects intended to demonstrate our glory.”
And finally in business news, we announce the departure of Ankh Anu from their position as director of Uukaablian Medical Corporation to be replaced by up and coming corporate hotshot, Executive Kadross Pyress.
In a statement from the Ministry of the Economy;
“Kadross has long been admired as an example of exceptional devotion to duty with a keen eye for detail and enthusiasm, important qualities in an ever changing galaxy. We are confident that in their new role as director, they will continue to drive innovation which will see the corporation flourish.”
We at KrathNet bid them further success.